3/11 30th Ave, Astoria

This may only be funny to Astorians...

Nice looking guy with ponytail: Excuse me, I'm trying to find 28th Street?
Me: It's not on this street. You have to go up a block.
Nice looking guy with ponytail: But that's 27th Street and 29th Street is back there-
Me: Trust me on this one, it exists. It's just not here. Walk up a block. It doesn't come all the way though like the other streets.
Nice looking guy with ponytail: This place is weird.
Me: Tell me about it.