11/22 Crossing 42nd Street

Jamie and I walk together talking down the street. We split and pass an older woman on each side. What are the odds? Yup, she's a crazy. Starts screaming at us.

Crazy old woman: Hello!? If you're gonna pass someone, go around me, don't walk through me, b*tches!!! Come back here you b*tches! Don't just talk through someone! Go around!

(We look back)

Crazy Old Woman: Goodbye! Remember, don't walk through people!